A Voyage unto the Ancient Realms of Ultima Thule…

12th November 2008CE

The following weblog was originally posted on DieselDragon’s Website, and has been restored from backup. My apologies for any bad formatting, code errors or broken links that may exist as a result of conversion to this weblog. :-)


As some of ye may be aware I recently took my first ever voyage unto the Ancient and Sacred Realms of Norway, and last week returned home having seen with my own eyes the sheer beauty of the Land of our Viking ascendants! Unfortunateley I didn’t really have the time after returning to craft a proper weblog entry for the voyage itself, and the following entry is edited from a post that I made on the Official BAL-SAGOTH Forum a couple of days afterward – Mainly concerning the festival (Or “Ritual” as I normally refer to them!) that I attended whilst there – Along with a few other side-notes. To make reading this immense 13Kb tiding easier, I’ve inserted “bookmarks” for easier navigation. :-)
  1. Screamfest / BAL-SAGOTH,
  2. Screamfest / Immortal,
  3. Screamfest / Moonsorrow,
  4. Screamfest / Grave Digger,
  5. Other miscellaneous notes from my Voyage unto Norway.

First – And most importantly of all – BAL-SAGOTHs set: >:-)
Despite it’s frustratingly short duration (Blame the festival organisers for that!) the Ritual itself was as Metal, unforgettable and ferocious as always! I was lucky enough to be able to get a space right at the front (Well, where else would ye expect to find me at a Ritual? :-P ) and very soon I found myself next to two Norwegians whom I had met at the Helsinki and Turku Rituals earlier this year as well. The set itself was of such supreme ferocity that – As is often the case at BAL-SAGOTH Rituals nowadays – I wound up breaking my neck in several places again, but for me such a minor thing mattered not…As long as I could still pay homage unto the Immortal Gods of Black Metal as I have done several times within the past! >:-)

Aye…One thing that riled me greatly – Mainly because BAL-SAGOTH had been given the first set of the whole festival – Was that there were comparitively few people aside from the usual hard-core BAL-SAGOTH fanatics like ourselves in attendance at the Ritual itself. The actual chamber that was part of the venue’s air-raid/nuclear shelter (Tufluktsrom – A legacy of many Norwegen buildings from the Cold War days) barely seemed to be any more than half-full from the few rearward glimpses that I took during the Ritual itself. Irrespective of the relatively small turnout however, those of us who were there still managed to make more noise – And as many Hails to the Gods themselves – Than a capacity crowd at the new Wembley stadium could ever hope to achieve! >:-)

Aside from that lower-than-I-expected turnout however, the Ritual was as perfect and beyond compare as always! I believe Chris may have been experiencing some difficulties with his equipment during the set (Loss of some/all effects, if I remember rightly) but – To myself, at least – The entire Ritual sounded perfect and full of the usual raw ferocity of BAL-SAGOTH live, at least to my ears! 8-) >:-)
(Note to self: Before the next Ritual, buy thyself a decent neck-brace…With my corpse ageing like it is, I’m going to need one! :-O :-D :-P )


Immortal:
One of the main draws of the festival for a lot of those in attendance was the fact that Immortal were headlining on the Friday night, and those who wanted to see Immortal’s set as well truly paid the price (An extra NOK 115,- per head, as a matter of fact!) for the right to do so…And the draw of Immortal was more than apparent when I found that all of the Freidag Betong+Immortal tickets had sold out either before or shortly after the festival itself had started! :-O >:-)

However; Things on the Immortal front took a very strange turn when at just after 21:00 the building’s fire alarm sounded and everyone in the venue was evacuated into the car-park. A good half-hour later, the Oslo fire department had verified that the alarm was a false one and that it was safe for us to return into the building. However – Under the orders of both the venue’s owners and the Oslo fire-brigade – The Immortal show had to be cancelled, and understandably a lot of people were very displeased about the fact…In all honesty, I’m very surprised that a full-scale riot didn’t break out that night! :-O :-S

From my own enquiries made on Monday, it would appear that what happened – Despite the venue being warned well in advance that Immortal would be using pyrotechnics and smoke effects en-masse – Was that the main room had been filled full of smoke beforehand, and had not initially posed a problem. However when people had entered that vast chamber, the combined body-heat of the crowd had caused the smoke to rise up a few floors and enter the buildings air-conditioning system. From there, the smoke had drifted into surrounding auxillary rooms on the eighth floor, and therefore – Even though the main halls smoke alarms had presumably been disabled for the performance and fire-wardens put into place – The drifting smoke triggered the smoke alarms in those adjoining rooms, causing the evacuation of the building. :-(

For the benefit of others who were there and planning to see Immortal as well:
The owners of the building have taken responsibility for the whole fiasco, and anyone who held a ticket valid for Immortal will be elegible for a refund of the extra premium paid. At the moment the value of such refunds are still being negotiated (I’ve spoken with Screamfest’s producer, and he suggested that it might be somewhere in the region of NOK 150,-) between Screamfest and the venue itself, and updated information will be posted on http://www.screamfest.no and http://www.studentersamfundet.no along with instructions for how to obtain such a refund if need be. 8-)


Moonsorrow:
Though over twenty-four hours had past since breaking my neck through my somewhat overzealous enjoyment of BAL-SAGOTHs Ritual the previous night, I could not help but worsen that situation when Moonsorrow took to the same stage on Saturday. Having missed them at Wacken 2007CE (Thank ye very much Wacken for putting them, Immortal and Stormwarrior on all at the same time! :-@) this was the first time that I had been able to see them live…And by the Gods did they play a fine set! >:-)

Although not as good as BAL-SAGOTHs in my opinion (Although I am well known for being highly biased in such matters! :-D :-P ;-) this was also Moonsorrow’s first performance in Norway…And both the joy of my Spirit and the immense pain still within my neck even upon this day can testify to how much I enjoyed seeing Moonsorrow for the first time! >:-)


Grave Digger:
Despite their more than apparent long service to the cause of Metal, Grave Digger managed to put on one hell of a set all the same and certainly enthralled the crowd there with their playing! By this point – Being in excrutiating physical pain and in dire want of a neck-brace – I was pretty much restricted to throwing random bouts of air-guitar alone, but still nothing marred my enjoyment of Grave Digger’s performance! :-D

The only thing that I cannot quite fathom is why Screamfest’s organisers placed a well-known and appreciated band like Grave Digger on the smallest stage in the venue – A room no bigger than two railway carriages – When I believe that they could’ve easily filled the same room that Immortal had been scheduled to play in the day before! Although I managed to squeeze myself in towards the back with some considerable effort, Grave Digger would’ve probabally seen a much bigger crowd that night had the actual hall in which they played not had the crowd spilling out the door into the bar/cloakroom area! :-O :-S 8-)


Other brief notes from my voyage unto that fair and ancient realm:
  • When people say that Norway is an expensive country, they’re not kidding! To give a general idea, I spent more on a return ticket for the bus between Sandjeford Lufthavn Torp and Oslo Busterminal – NOK 300 (About £30.00) – than I spent on the flight between Stansted and Torp! :-O
    However, when going to Norway one needs to carry out some adjustment of prices to find what may be considered reasonable over there. After converting the price in Norge Krone to Sterling (Or whatever currency ye use), one needs to halve the result again to find the equivalent price in England. :-)

    Using my above bus fare as an example: The bus cost NOK 300,- return which is roughly £30.00 in Sterling. A Norwegen would view a NOK 300,- fare in the same light that we would view a £15.00 one. So given that the bus fare was about £15.00 in Norwegen terms, it actually proves to be very good value for money once the price has been adjusted accordingly…And after the conversation I had with the driver of my bus (An ex-pat Englishman from Surrey) on the way back to the airport, my view on this seems to be more or less accurate. :-D

  • Although Oslo is a very small city in comparison to London or Berlin, the many hills and meandering routes (Plus the heavy clothing needed for the Winter weather) can make walking around the city very difficult and/or tiresome. I would highly recommend buying a 7 Dages Kort (Transit pass) for the local area upon arrival for stays longer than four days…And at NOK 200,- I’d say that it’s quite reasonably priced, especially as it’s valid to some distance outside of Oslo centre on all forms of public transport except the Flytoget (Airport express train)… 8-)
  • Once one has left the built-up area of Oslo, there is an immense expanse of ancient Forests and natural realms to be explored! Sadly I only managed to make one short trip up to Kjelsås (Only to find that the Forest I had set out to explore was fenced off as it was part of an old UN base :-( but even so a lot of these areas are surprisingly accessible on public transport, and at least one of the T-bane lines runs deep into the Forests of Oslo North! >:-)
  • If travelling from Sanjeford Lufthavn Torp to Oslo, try and catch the bus during daylight hours as the E-18 offers some stunning glimpses of the Oslo Fjord. If ye get an English ex-pat driver who used to work at Addlestone bus garage, he might take the coach down the old road to Oslo on request for a much better view, conditions permitting! 8-)
  • Avoid 7-Eleven and Narvesen shops where possible unless ye don’t mind paying convenience markups. The prices in mainstream supermarkets (Rema-1000 and others) are much more reasonable. :-)
  • Apparently, Oslo can hit up to 30°C on average during the summer months, and may make an interesting destination for sun-seekers looking for a pleasant, uncrowded and somewhat unusual summer holiday destination. 8-)
  • For those seeking the tr00/kvlt Norwegen Metal scene: There are a few Metal bars in Oslo and the surrounding area, but the city’s Metal population is less than one might expect. Apparently, Bergen would be a much better (And Gr1mm3r) destination for this! >:-)

Farewell for now, and my sincere apologies for the looooooooooooong weblog! >:-)


Tales of a Voyage unto Germania

26th February 2008CE

The following weblog was originally posted on DieselDragon’s Website, and has been restored from backup. My apologies for any bad formatting, code errors or broken links that may exist as a result of conversion to this weblog. :-)


Note: I know that this weblog is a very long one and that ye might not have the time to read it, but one thing that I do ask is that all of my family and friends read the Important Info section at the end as there are a few post-holiday things happening to me now that all of ye need to be aware of. Cheers! :-)

As many of ye are no doubt aware, I have been spending my last week or so within the beautiful realms of Hamburg. At this very moment, there are a great many things that I wish to speak of concerning my voyage unto that fair and beautiful city, but I feel that such vast writings could never be accommodated by even MySpace’s weblog system! Thus, I shall restrain my scribings to simply relating the singular points of my voyage, as opposed to the usual comprehensive descriptions of my journeys to which many of ye may now be accustomed… :-)

Despite my many previous voyages unto this truly amazing land, one thing that always pleases and yet surprises me is just how METAL the City of Hamburg is! Though the Metal scene there is not as immensely clear as some may believe from my writings, the Metal community within the city itself is certainly far more vast than that of any English city that I can think of! Even London – With it’s population eight times that of Hamburg – Probabally has far less MetalHeads per square mile than many German cities, and this may well explain a few things that I now come to regarding the place of Metal in Germany’s music industry on the whole. :-)

For any British Metalhead, a voyage unto Germania is certainly most eye-opening as far as both the sheer availability of Metal and the number of regular concerts is concerned. Not only do most high-street record stores have a sizable section dedicated to Metal, but there are many more dedicated Metal stores in major cities than one would find in larger English towns! Not only that, but most chain stores also provide very useful PC/MP3-based listening posts (Far better than the CD-player based ones that we have in England) where one can scan in the barcode from any CD on the shop floor and listen to 30-second demos of every track on the album in question…A very useful and well-thought creation that – Though not allowing a preview of the entire album in full – Gives more than enough of an album to allow one to decide whether to purchase it. If we were to use similar technology in our own record stores, it would save many people the expense of purchasing albums that they then found they did not enjoy! :-)

Whilst I mention record stores in Hamburg, one that I would always recommend to anyone is the Remedy Records shop near Holstenstraße S-Bahn (In the left side of the Holstein headquarters building) as not only do they sell a vast range of Metal for almost all tastes, but they also sell a range of collectable items (Autographed items, limited editions etc.), concert tickets, videos/DVDs and just about anything else that one could wish for! :-)

Alas, the sheer range of Metal available within those stores (Mainly at Saturn Monckebergstraße in my case) was far too vast for me to resist, and I have now returned with no less than five new albums that shall no doubt receive a LOT of play in the months and years to come!
My only sorrow in this instance was – After properly discovering and getting to know Finntroll at the start of my voyage – Finding that I had not nearly enough money available to purchase the three albums that were available in the stores that I visited. Thus I have regrettibly had to console myself with buying only the Jaakens Tid album now, and the remainder shall have to wait until I return to Hamburg after Wacken later this year…Though I know that this wait shall no doubt be a painful one for me, as I will freely admit that Finntroll have captured my imagination wholesale! :-)

A pleasant surprise for me shortly after my arrival in Hamburg was finding that Stormwarrior were having the release party for their latest album – Heading Northe – On the Friday night. Indeed, I had no idea of this happening until I went down the Headbangers Ballroom on the night of my arrival and saw a poster for it! Aye, that Ritual was indeed a fine and powerful one and – Despite the views of one of my friends in Hamburg – The entire Ballroom was packed to the rafters with those who wished to see the band! Aye, my body had not yet fully recovered from the two BAL-SAGOTH Rituals in Finland a month before, but all the same I could not restrain myself from enjoying the Ritual in the manner to which I have become accustomed! It was a surprise to me that I did not need to visit the hospital afterwards! :-D

Whilst there, I also learned more of the many Metal festivals that take place in Germany every year, and I cannot help but think that in only attending Wacken Open Air – Which is becoming more and more like our own rip-off Download/Donington festival – That I and many other English Metalheads are gaining only the smallest taste of what Germany’s festivals have to offer! Some time – Mayhap as soon as 2009CE – I hope to spend an entire year on the road, touring the many Metal festivals throughout mainland Europe…Not only those in Germany (Though they will no doubt count in the majority), but also those held in France, Austria, Poland, Denmark and Scandanavia if ever the chance were to present itself! :-)

Aye…And not only is Germany full of Metal festivals, but also many Metal watering holes too! Up until this voyage, I knew only of the Headbangers Ballroom on Groß Elbstraße and had been drinking only there for the past eight years. This time however, I was introduced also to NightLight, Cobra Bar, a couple of good Punk bars in the same area, and also a Goth/Industrial club (Similar to Slimelight) held occasionally in the basement of Großfreiheit 36 too! :-)
Ahh…Even in London itself, the only two Metal bars that I know of are The Intrepid Fox and another one (The name currently evades me) opposite Camden Sainsbury’s. Only two Metal pubs in a city of eight million people, as opposed to the 5+ (In the City Centre alone) that serve Hamburgs 1.5 million populace? Surely we English have gotten it wrong somewhere along the line, and someone really ought to address it very soon I reckon… :-)

Well…Staying with comparing Hamburg and London, I know that I could write sheer volumes on how getting around Hamburg is so much easier than in London…But as I do not wish to go headlong into another immense rambling about s***ty English public transport, I’ll simply say that TfL ought to hand control of the buses and the Underground to the Hamburg Hochbahn (HHA) for a year or two…I reckon that there’d be a noticable improvement after only a single month if this were to happen! :-)

Indeed…Hamburg is such an amazing and enthralling city that I would gladly live there – If only I could! Such an immense Metal community and such friendly people on the whole mean that I now feel always welcome there from the moment I arrive, and always do I find tears welling up from within when the time comes that I must depart again…A direct contrast to six years ago on holidays with my family, where I found that there was nothing interesting to do and I would wind up spending most of my time simply travelling around the HVV network with nothing to do, and constantly bored to tears! :-O

However – Despite my love of the City, and the knowlege that some foreign nationals living there speak less German than I do – I know that moving to Hamburg at this time would be an ill-advised thing for me to do. Not only is life in Germany rather expensive in general (Income tax is about 40% I believe), but Germany also has similar immigration and political problems to England, and a higher rate of unemployment besides. Though I am aware that the Hamburg Hochbahn are often on the lookout for new bus and U-Bahn drivers – Something that I would happily do as a job, especially as the pay isn’t bad – The biggest problem there is my somewhat limited command of the German language.

Though my German is better than that of the majority of holidaymakers (I had a 45 minute long conversation with someone at the hostel on Sunday night almost entirely in German) and could be considered good for an Englishman, anyone working at the HHA would need to be able to speak perfect German due to the hazardous working environment and the need to understand and relay safety instructions and emergency information to passengers at a moments notice. Though my natural ability in English would certainly be an advantage in that I could relay such information in both languages if need be…Until my skills in German surpass that of the average German 15 year old, then trying to gain employment in such safety-critical environments is definateley not an option. :-(
As I type this however, it has just occurred to me that I might be able to gain a job with the HHA-Wache (Hochbahn Police, a bit like the British Transport Police) as their role is not as safety-critical as that of a driver, and as they always go around in pairs there would always be at least one who could understand and translate urgent information for me if need be, and likewise my natural command of English would certainly be an advantage when dealing with foreigh tourists! :-)

Anyhow…I originally intended for this to be a simple yet comprehensive weblog, but I notice that once again it has broken the 15Kb mark (About 1,500 words or so!) and thus I shall finish this immense scroll before I start rambling on again about anything else! Suffice to say…As with my previous voyages over the last three years, this visit to Hamburg was once again one that truly captivated my mind, heart and Spirit in full, and I cannot wait until I return to that fair realm again for Wacken at the end of July! :-)
Those who understand a little bit of German (Or witnessed President Roosevelts’ address to Germany in the 1970′s) might chuckle at what I am about to say, but if there is one thing that I can say without a shadow of doubt in my mind, it is: Ich bin ein Hamburger! :-D :-)


Important info for all friends/family:
I know that this weblog is a pretty damn big one and I apologise if I have rambled on as much as I usually do, but there are a few things that I do need to inform people of now that I have returned:
  1. Unfortunateley, I spent a bit more money in Hamburg than I expected, to the point where my bank account has gone slightly overdrawn and I must now lie low, sit tight, and wait until things improve again.
    Although this shouldn’t be a problem for me at all as I do have a small amount of money set aside for financial emergencies if need be, it does mean that I might not be able to visit anyone or go out anywhere until everything is ship-shape again. Therefore if I’m not down the pub or at concerts, then this is why. :-)
     
  2. To maximize the time that I’ll spend recovering from the trip, I plan to use some of the remaining cash to get a three month World of Warcraft subscription as doing that’ll keep me occupied for a long time and will figure out much more cost-effective in both time and financial terms. As a result, communication with me through all mediums – Including the Internet – May take a long time, or I might not have the time to reply to messages etc.
    Please accept my apologies for this in advance. :-)
     
  3. Supplimentary to the previous point is that – Like other Virgin Media customers – My 4Mb broadband is being complimentarily upgraded to 10Mb either now or in the near future. However, other Virgin Media customers have reported that this is causing problems including complete loss of Internet and cable TV services, so it’s possible that – Until Virgin Media manage to iron out the bugs and get everything working properly – I could once again be offline for a few months, and therefore won’t be able to respond to messages or play World of Warcraft until it’s sorted. Again, this’ll be due to a Virgin Media changeover, but all the same I’m not going to hold anything against them provided that such interruptions are reasonable. :-)

Anyhow…Hope that everything has been well in my absence, and that ye are all having a good time! Once my accidental financial troubles are sorted out, I should hopefully be back to normal. :-)


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